Pooping in the Great Outdoors

If you’re stuck out in the wild and have nothing with which to wipe your ass after defecating, there are a few other good options for getting your butt clean:

  • Not only does it make for an easier, faster defecation, squatting (as opposed to sitting) also leaves your butt clean after the dirty deed is done, so there’s less to clean.
  • Leaves (of the non-poisonous varieties) are always a go-to toilet paper substitute.  Beech leaves are prime.
  • In the cold, snow is a great way to get your ass clean after a good pooping.

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